I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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