oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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