When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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