Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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