Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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