Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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