Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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