so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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