thus making me awesome and them whores
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
false alarm. still invincible.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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