Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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