S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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