did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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