turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize