What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
organizing the empties. That sober.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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