Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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