When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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