Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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