so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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