I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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