with your own penis?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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