Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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