I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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