? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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