i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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