and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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