absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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