But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
