omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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