Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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