I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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