can we get nightvision for the apartment?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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