So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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