Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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