By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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