I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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