Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
