Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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