So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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