Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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