btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
