the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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