I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
