Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
