im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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