yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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