Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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