Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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