I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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