I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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