hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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