i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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